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Guess who got recommended for a promotion at work! I have an interview for it coming up soon, and he said it’s just a formality since he really wants me for the position.  

Plus I did some kickass highlights and lowlights at school today, and sold retail! 

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THIS IS IMPORTANT

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mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

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beatz92:

Yay! Work fucked me over on my schedule again!!!

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beatz92:

Every time I see a commercial for Target on tv, I die a little. I have to change the channel for those few seconds or I’ll be miserable for the rest of the night.

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So a cashier flicks their light and signals for me to come over...

  • Cashier:Hey, this lady's card keeps declining. She's insisting that it's the machine's fault.
  • Irate Guest:I have plenty of credit left on my card. It's your machine that isn't working and I'm tired of waiting around for this bullshit.
  • Me:Mam, are you from out of town?
  • Irate Guest:What does it matter if I'm from out of town?
  • Me:Are you from out of town?
  • Irate Guest:Yes, I'm from California.
  • Me:Did you call your credit card company to let them know that you're leaving town?
  • Irate Guest:No... oh. I'll be back in a bit.
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The Nice Guest!

The other day I was helping a guest and we were trying to find a grease separator for like meats (i don’t remember what it was called) But I was assuming it would be in B - that’s where our kitchen supplies were and I couldn’t find it so I asked over the walkie and the LOD said it would just be on the back wall if it was there  (i promise this story has a point hold on :) ) but it wasn’t there…so i looked in other area like kitchen storage etc , so then i decided to pull my phone out and look online and it was there and it was in store too so we looked again but couldn’t find it - any way long story short the guest told me “i know we couldn’t find it but thank you so much for helping me i know its not your fault target doesn’t stock stuff correctly - but thank you so much  this is the best experience i’v had in retail I will be back - thank you again for helping” and he was just so cool about it and i honestly did not know how to respond because I’m used to guests just chewing me out for not having anything - so to have someone be so nice about it was sooo amazing and it literally made my entire night - like seriously if EVERY guest had this guy’s mentality it wouldn’t be as bad of a place to work…i would’ve considered it vibing but targets definition of that is if you didn’t add anything to their cart its not vibing or “”being bold”” as they say now..but he whatever :))

TBR: That’s awesome! I mean, granted he didn’t get what he needed but I love when guests are nice about this. It’s like the old saying goes, “you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.” Unfortunately most guests are just vinegar.  

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  • #target #stories #BE BOLD #guests #submission
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When the management sets an unreasonably high REDcard goal over the walkie…

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  • #target #retail #work #cashier #cashiering #salesfloor #david tennant #shut up #gstl #management
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